One Hundred Days of Drama

Okay, I have a friend who has the most bizarre things happen to her. So bizarre that she could be a real life Bridget Jones. Her stories make people laugh until they have tears running down their cheeks. I decided to challenge myself and come up with 100 true stories that have happened to my friend. This is story number one!

Lincoln is dating a guy in high school whose family just lives down the street from her family in an upscale, prominent neighborhood. One night Lincoln's boyfriend invites her over to his house to hang out while his parents are home in the den reading by the fire. The home has just gone through some remodelling, so when Lincoln needs to use the bathroom she is admiring the renovations and checking out the new decor. For some strange reason while she is sitting on the toilet, Lincoln sees the box of matches that has been left in this room for strategic reasons. Without thinking, Lincoln lights one of the matches and briefly holds it up against the roll of toilet paper and WHOOSH! The entire rolls goes up in flames creating a burning racing stripe running from the toilet paper roll up to the ceiling. Lincoln panics and uses the newly placed matching hand towels to beat out the fire. When the flames are diffused, Lincoln is staring at a black, smoking scar and is covered in ash and soot.
Lincoln is horrified. She now has to go out and try to explain what happened to both her boyfriend and his parents. Imagine their horror when they learn that Lincoln has torched their new bath.